Posted in Tuesdays With St. George, columns, scatological on September 12, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Just when you thought it was safe to eat out, St. George reminds us that people who carry food for a living hate us all with a passion:
RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE’S FANTASY
Before returning to work,
I’ll be sure to wash my hands
In the toilet, rinse them
in the urinal, and dry them
With paper towels
from the waste basket.
Originally from Jersey [...]
Posted in Tuesdays With St. George, columns on August 28, 2007 | 1 Comment »
This week we’ve got a meditation on the wonders and nobility of educating the future leaders of America from St. George, who originally shared this gem at the open mic during the conference:
MAINTAINING PERSPECTIVE
As the prof left his desk for a few minutes
during his office hour one day last week,
he put a note on the [...]
Posted in Tuesdays With St. George, columns on August 20, 2007 | 3 Comments »
The purveyors of this here blog are almost too pleased to announce that we’ll be giving the ubiquitous George Searles (a.k.a. “St. George the Divine”) his own weekly column on Don’t Date, where each Tuesday he’ll be sharing his work and or/thoughts, most of which will be in verse form, all of which will [...]
